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UNLEASH THE LAUGHTER

Roman Jokes

This month I’ve been roamin’ the streets trying to come up with jokes that are both ancient and original. Fortunately for me, all roads lead to Rome!
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Which ships did they use in the Roman Empire?
Dictatorships
Why didn’t Romans use maps?
All roads led to Rome
Who refereed sporting events in Ancient Rome?
The Roman Umpire
Why were most Roman roads straight?
They were designed by their rulers
What’s the problem with Roman Lego?
You can’t build it in a day
Why could people never figure out the population of Rome?
They never came to their census
What do you call a monster that swallows a warrior princess?
Glad-he-ate-her
Why did the pleb get beaten by a sapling?
It was the infant-tree
What did the Roman say when frozen lettuce fell from the sky?
Hail Caesar
Why did the Romans wash their hands of the Celts?
They were revolting

Keep the Giggles Going

Instruments of Laughter
Instruments of Laughter
Ancient Greek Jokes
Ancient Greek Jokes
Ancient Egyptian Jokes
Ancient Egyptian Jokes
Medical Mayhem
Medical Mayhem
Tiny Tales
Tiny Tales
Colourful Jokes
Colourful Jokes
Star Wars Jokes
Star Wars Jokes
Shape Jokes
Shape Jokes
Wordy Wisecracks
Wordy Wisecracks
Viking Jokes
Viking Jokes
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Discover Hundreds of Original Jokes

Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.

Animal Jokes

Animal Antics

Big-Brain Jokes

Big-Brain Jokes

Edible Jokes

Edible Jokes

History Jokes

Humorous History

Joke Cycles

Joke Cycles

Tips and Tricks

Tips and Tricks

Naturally Funny

Naturally Funny

People Puns

People Puns

Technology Jokes

Science and Technology

Seasonal Jokes

Seasonal Jokes

Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour

Word Play

Word Play

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