Funny Jokes to Tell Your Grandpa

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Funny Jokes to Tell Your Grandpa

These jokes are perfect for telling your grandpa… especially if you want a laugh, a groan, or a very long story in return. From silly one-liners to groan-worthy gags, this collection of funny grandpa jokes for kids is full of family-friendly humour to make Grandpa smile.

What’s Granddad’s favourite type of dance music?

Hip-pop!

What’s Granddad’s idea of multitasking?

Watching the news and snoring at the same time

My Granddad was so fit he bought a skateboard for his 90th birthday.

But he went downhill really fast after that.

What the old man say when he got a hole in his sock?

Darn it!

Why did the grandfather clock get detention?

For tocking in class

What did Granddad say when he was told the world’s funniest joke?

Pardon!

Why did Granddad buy a smartphone?

So he could download a nap

What do you call a painting by your granddad?

Pop art

My Granddad took up yoga to stay limber.

Now he can fall asleep in three different positions.

What do you call a gentleman who is desperate for the toilet?

Ur-gent

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