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A moustache is much more than just a lip warmer or a crumb catcher. It can be a fashion accessory, an art form or a manometer. And with nicknames like snot mop, soup strainer and flavour saver, moustaches can also be rather funny, even before they become the punchline of a joke.
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Where does a bum grow a mo?
On its bottom lip
Teacher: Why are you wearing a moustache costume?
Student: You told me to come back in a mo!
Where do moustaches go for a drink?
A handle bar!
How do you choose which moustache to grow?
Eeny meeny miny MO
What do you call a girl with a mo?
Tash
Which month comes after Movember?
Decembeard
What do you call a mo on someone’s cheek?
A misstache!
Which nut has the best mo?
A pistachio
Where are old moustaches kept?
In a Moseum.
Mum: Why did you kill most of the grass and leave only a little strip at the top?
Dad: You told me to mo the lawn!

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