All-American Laughs: Must-Read USA Jokes

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Between the Statue of Liberty and the Golden Gate Bridge, there is plenty of room for a few jokes. Get your map out… it’s time for a comedy tour of the USA, without leaving your couch.

What’s the quickest way into the USA?

The American Express

Where’s the best place to store precious jokes?

Fort Knock-Knox

What do you call someone who’s not allowed to live in the USA?

American’t

Where do sponsors’ logos go at the end of the season?

New Jersey

What’s the busiest place in America?

Mount Rushmore

Where does stationary go on vacation?

Pencilvania

Many state abbreviations are hard to remember…

but Oklahoma’s OK!

Does your mom know where Anchorage is?

Alaska

Where did the worm go to make its fortune?

The Big Apple

Why did the ice cube jump into the Mississippi river?

It wanted to change states

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