Nursery Rhyme Riot: Discover the Funny Side of Nursery Rhymes

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Nursery Rhyme Jokes

Nursery rhymes are ingrained in our culture, but we never seem to hear any jokes about them. Until now…

Why did This Old Man move to the top of a Hill?

He was fed up with rolling home

What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Why did the boy feed laxatives to the three blind mice?

To see how they run

What did this little piggy do in the bathroom?

Wee, wee, wee

Why did the sailor go to the city city city?

To see see see a speech therapist

What did Little Miss Muffett do after marrying Tom Thumb?

She sat on her bum

Where should ewe go for a haircut?

Barber Blacksheep

What do you get if you put a fire cracker down the water spout?

Itsy bits of spider

Why did Bingo shout bingo?

Because he won the game-o

What did Alice the camel do when they stopped playing her song?

She got the hump

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