Star Wars Jokes: Humour from a Galaxy Far, Far Away

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Star Wars Jokes

May the Fourth be with you! To celebrate Star Wars day, I thought I’d come up with my own jokes from a galaxy far, far away…

What do you call a night that isn’t dark?

A Jedi Knight

Why did Han Solo refuse Wooki meat?

It was Chewie

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when Luke ate with his hands?

Use the fork, Luke

Why did Commander Snoke’s pizza arrive on time?

He made the first order

How does the small furry creature travel through the forest?

E-walks

Where does the Dark Side go shopping?

Darth Mall

Why is it easy to break through the rebel alliance?

It only has one Leia

How does a Jedi open a locked door?

By using force

Why was the storm trooper late for work?

He couldn’t decide what to wear

Why was Darth Vader late for work?

He could only find one black sock

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