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Colourful Jokes

Brighten up your day and get tickled pink with this vibrant collection of colourful jokes.
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Why are the best ski outfits yellow, orange or red?
They are warm colours
Why did Simple Simon run screaming from school?
His teacher said they were going to dye
What did the mother colour say to her teenage son?
I don’t like your tone
Why do we have balloons at parties?
For a pop of colour
What do you call a colourful murder mystery?
A hue-dunnit
What happened to the colours that were left out in the rain?
They got saturated
What did the hair do after turned old and grey?
It dyed
How many shades of red are there?
Vermilions
What happened when the dye ran in the sun?
It faded fast
Why did the colour call an ambulance?
It was bleeding

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Smarty-pants Jokes
Smarty-pants Jokes
Roman Jokes
Roman Jokes
Musical Jokes
Musical Jokes
Star Wars Jokes
Star Wars Jokes
Number Jokes
Number Jokes
Tiny Tales
Tiny Tales
Ancient Egyptian Jokes
Ancient Egyptian Jokes
Name Jokes
Name Jokes
Instruments of Laughter
Instruments of Laughter
Wordy Wisecracks
Wordy Wisecracks
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Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.

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Animal Antics

Big-Brain Jokes

Big-Brain Jokes

Edible Jokes

Edible Jokes

History Jokes

Humorous History

Joke Cycles

Joke Cycles

Tips and Tricks

Tips and Tricks

Naturally Funny

Naturally Funny

People Puns

People Puns

Technology Jokes

Science and Technology

Seasonal Jokes

Seasonal Jokes

Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour

Word Play

Word Play

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