Funny Jokes to Tell Your Grandma

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Funny Jokes to Tell Your Grandma

These jokes are perfect for telling your grandma… especially if you want a laugh, a biscuit, or both. From silly one-liners to groan-worthy gags, this collection of funny grandma jokes for kids is full of family-friendly humour to make Grandma smile.

What does Grandma use instead of Tiktok?

Tic Tacs

What do grandmas and Christmas trees have in common?

They both drop their needles if you give them a shake

Why did the toddler stay in the bath all day?

She wanted to look like Grandma

What do you call an antique that still works?

Grandma

What does a grandma have in common with her grandchildren?

Knits

What happened to the bottle of milk when it visited its grandma?

It got spoilt

How does Grandma feel when she returns from the hair salon?

Blue

Why did Grandma sit in the bathroom all day?

She was watching a soap

What’s the difference between young people and old people?

Young people have adventures, the old just ‘ave dentures.

What did the old lady say when her trash can got taken?

Bin-go!

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