Best Jokes to Tell Your Mum

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Best Jokes to Tell Your Mum

These funny jokes are mum-approved… unless you’re supposed to be doing your homework right now. Packed with funny mum jokes for kids, silly one-liners, groan-worthy gags, and family-friendly humour to make Mom laugh.

What do you do if your mum starts to cry?

Ask if she’s got a tissue you can give her

What’s Mum’s favourite recipe?

The one that Dad can follow

How many mums does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. And she does it while also changing the baby, the toilet paper roll, and her mind.

What did Mum do when her phone froze?

She gave it a blanket

What’s the best thing to do when you lose something?

Find your mum

Why shouldn’t you put your mum inside a cannon?

She’ll go through the roof

What do mums dream of at night?

Uninterrupted sleep

What do you call five minutes of silence in a house with children?

Suspicious

What do mums and their to-do lists have in common?

They both get ticked off

What did Mum do after a day of whinging?

She had a wine

If Mum was a Star Wars Droid, what would she be called?

I-do-4U

What do you call a taxi-driver who doesn’t charge?

Mummy

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