Dressed for Laughter: Clothes Jokes that Fit Perfectly

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Odd Clothes Jokes

I’ve covered everything from head to toe with this eclectic collection of clothes jokes. From codpieces to onesies, petticoats and pantyhose, try these jokes for size and see if you can wear them out. But be prepared to laugh your socks off.

How do you relieve a constipated cardigan?

Undo its bottom button

What metal can you use to make leggings?

Tightanium

What clothes should you not wear in a car chase?

A pullover

What should you wear if you roll around in a cow field?

Dungarees

What do old sheep use to keep their hands warm?

Muttons

What did the policeman say to the criminal who hid in a laundry basket?

You’re under a vest!

What sport can you play when you take your football boots off?

Socker

What do stand-up comedians wear when they perform?

A wit suit

What do cows wear when they get cold?

Jerseys

What do you call people who steal underwear?

Nickers

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