Easy-as-ABC Alphabet jokes

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Alphabet Jokes

I didn’t think it would be possible to write an entire collection of alphabet jokes, but in the end it was as easy as A, B, C …

Why did the alphabet lose its last letter?

It couldn’t control Z

Which is the cutest letter of the alphabet!

R!

What comes after the alphabet?

The betabet

Which letter of the alphabet takes the longest?

Q

Can you say the alphabet backwards?

It’s easy… The alphabet backwards

When does the alphabet take a break?

It stops for T

What did the boy do when he saw the alphabet in a urinal?

He took a P

Why did the sailor say ‘A, B… A, B… A, B?’

He was lost at C

What did the C say when it was left out of a word?

That’s a k

What happened when S whispered to T?

U heard!

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