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UNLEASH THE LAUGHTER

Animal Knock Knock Jokes

This month I thought I’d knock-out some hilarious animal jokes… of the knock-knock variety.
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Meerkat
Meerkat who?
To meerkat funnier, you need a Scottish accent!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ostrich
Ostrich who?
Ostrich as far as I can, but I still can’t reach the doorbell.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Axolotl
Axolotl who?
Axolotl surprised if anyone else tells you this joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owl
Owl who?
Owl be back in five minutes with a few more people.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Narwhal
Narwhal who?
I narwhal the best knock knock jokes! Do you wanna hear some more?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca suitcase and move in shortly.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Just chicken this is the right house!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beetle
Beetle who?
I beetle the other people here. Go me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rat
Rat who?
Rat-a-tat-tat… is anyone home?

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Create Your Own Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock-Knock A-Z
Knock-Knock A-Z
Dinosaur Jokes
Dinosaur Jokes
More Name Jokes
More Name Jokes
Body-Part Knock-Knockers
Body-Part Knock-Knockers
Whacky Weather Knock-Knock Jokes
Whacky Weather Knock-Knock Jokes
Wild Animal Jokes
Wild Animal Jokes
Doctor Doctor Jokes
Doctor Doctor Jokes
Funny Book Titles
Funny Book Titles
Farm Jokes
Farm Jokes
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Discover Hundreds of Original Jokes

Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.

Animal Jokes

Animal Antics

Big-Brain Jokes

Big-Brain Jokes

Edible Jokes

Edible Jokes

History Jokes

Humorous History

Joke Cycles

Joke Cycles

Tips and Tricks

Tips and Tricks

Naturally Funny

Naturally Funny

People Puns

People Puns

Technology Jokes

Science and Technology

Seasonal Jokes

Seasonal Jokes

Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour

Word Play

Word Play

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