Laughter Prescription: A Hilarious Bout of Doctor-Doctor Jokes

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Doctor Doctor Jokes

At a time when medical professionals are working harder than ever, I thought I’d put out some doctor, doctor jokes to lighten the mood…

Doctor, doctor, every day I think I’ve doubled in size.

You need to see a shrink.

Doctor, doctor, I’ve just gone around the waiting room and taken everyone’s temperature and blood pressure.

You’re really testing my patients.

Doctor, doctor, I think I’m turning into a pirate!

Open wide and say ‘Arrrrgh!’

Doctor, doctor, I can’t stop stealing things.

Take a seat and I’ll call the police!

Doctor, doctor, what did you see when you looked in my mouth?

I sore throat.

Doctor, doctor, I think I’m your bank account.

Okay, you’ve gained my interest.

Doctor, doctor, eggs keep falling out of me and breaking on the floor.

I think you should lay low for a few days

Doctor, doctor, it feels like a dark cloud has been following me around for weeks.

You do look a little under the weather.

Doctor, doctor, I’m here already but my posture is still terrible.

But I told you to be straight back!

Doctor, doctor, I think I am a library book.

Okay, just let me check you out.

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