Happy Holidays, Happy Laughs: Jokes for a Cheerful Christmas

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Happy Christmas Jokes

Once you’ve decked the halls with boughs of holly you’ll need to fill your crackers with jokes. My present to you all this Christmas is this colourful collection of festive puns.

What does Santa use to water his garden?

A ho-ho-hose

Why does Santa never get any presents from his helper?

He’s elfish

Which reindeer farts at the dinner table?

Rudolf

What do you call Santa Claus after he’s eaten a tin of baked beans?

Farter Christmas

What’s a monkey’s favourite Christmas song?

Jungle Bells

Why does Santa need an umbrella?

Because of the rain, dear.

What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?

Tinsel-itis

Chicken: I love Christmas!

Turkey: I prefer Easter.

What was Santa’s favourite subject at school?

Christmaths

Why are there only 25 letters in the alphabet at Christmas time?

Noel

Keep the Giggles Going

Easter Jokes

Time Jokes

Whacky Weather Knock-Knock Jokes

Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes

Cracking Christmas Jokes

Halloween Jokes

Mum Jokes

You Must Be Joking!

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