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These are one of my favourite types of jokes. They’re especially funny because they often take you by surprise and make you see a name in a completely new light. Plus, I get to ask questions like, ‘What do you call a girl with sausages on her head?’ You’ll have to read on for the answer!

What do you call a girl sitting on a slice of bread?

Marj

What do you call a boy who can’t pass water?

Pierre

What do you call a lady lying in a burger bun?

Patty

What do you call two men stuffed into a wallet?

Bill and Buck

What do you call a girl with sausages on her head?

Barbie

What do you call a boy who lives in a narrow valley?

Glenn

What do you call a girl who’s impossible to find?

Heidy

What do you call a girl hanging from a washing line?

Peggy

What do you call a boy with a cat on his head?

Matt

What do you call a man who says it how it is?

Frank

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