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UNLEASH THE LAUGHTER

Time Jokes

There’s always time for a joke, but it’s about time there were more jokes about time!
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What do you call a clock with no hour or minute hands?
A secondhand clock
When is being punctual dangerous?
When it’s two sharp
Why did the time traveller disappear from his birthday party?
He didn’t like the present
What’s the tastiest day of the week?
Sundae
Why does time slow down after a meal?
It always goes back four seconds
What’s the best day for decision making?
Choose-day
When’s it okay to smash a clock?
When you’ve got time to kill
Why did the chef skip a key ingredient?
He was running out of thyme
Which fruit does time eat?
Dates
What time should boys wake up?
At son-rise

Keep the Giggles Going

Whacky Weather Knock-Knock Jokes
Whacky Weather Knock-Knock Jokes
Cracking Christmas Jokes
Cracking Christmas Jokes
Halloween Jokes
Halloween Jokes
Happy Christmas Jokes
Happy Christmas Jokes
Mum Jokes
Mum Jokes
Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes
Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes
Easter Jokes
Easter Jokes
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Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.

Animal Jokes

Animal Antics

Big-Brain Jokes

Big-Brain Jokes

Edible Jokes

Edible Jokes

History Jokes

Humorous History

Joke Cycles

Joke Cycles

Tips and Tricks

Tips and Tricks

Naturally Funny

Naturally Funny

People Puns

People Puns

Technology Jokes

Science and Technology

Seasonal Jokes

Seasonal Jokes

Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour

Word Play

Word Play

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