Transported by Laughter: Transport Jokes for Every Journey

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Transport Jokes

This month we’re going for a ride with some wheely good transport jokes. Climb aboard and don’t forget to belt up!

What breaks every time you use it?

A car

Why did the detective think the mechanic did it?

He had an auto motive

What do you call a go-kart with no wheels?

A stop-kart

Why did the woman reverse all the way to the computer store?

She needed a backup drive

What goes choo choo on the end of a pencil?

A train of thought

When does a bus get wet?

When it’s dew

Why did the motorbike fall over?

It was two tyred

What do racing drivers do before formula one?

Breast milk

How do baby sheep get to hospital?

In a lambulance

What’s the similarity between a car and a baby’s bottom?

They both have wipers

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