Laugh by Numbers: Hilarious Number Jokes for the Maths Whiz

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Number Jokes

Looking for a way to make Maths more fun? Laugh and learn at the same time with this number-crunching humour.

What should you do with two lines side-by-side?

Treat them as equals

Why did 4 bully 3 and 5?

It was mean

What did the formula wear to cover its privates?

An algeBRA

Why did 12 carefully consider 3 and 6?

They were both important factors

How do you measure how far an insect crawls on you?

In feet and itches

What did the baker say to the butcher when he was one short?

Dozen matter

I might be able to find my broken abacus…

but I wouldn’t count on it

How does 2 feel about 1 and 3?

Average

Why did the old man stop reading decimal numbers?

He couldn’t see the point

What do you call 3 apes, 7 monkeys and 11 orangutans?

Primate numbers

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