Elemental Humor: Hilarious Chemistry Jokes to Bond Over

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Chemistry Jokes

Get out your test tubes and petri dishes, because this month we’re experimenting with some chemistry jokes.

What’s it called when a substance is surrounded by bullocks?

Oxidation

What’s a scientist’s favourite tree?

Chemistry

Why did the scientist hold a periodic table over her head?

She was braving the elements

What did the Hawaiian say when creating a metal out of Hahnium?

Alloy Ha

Yesterday I combined Fluorine, Uranium and Nitrogen.

It was FUN.

What do you get when the queen says, ‘Ar!’?

Noble gas

Who made that balloon go on the ceiling?

He did it!

What do you get if you cross 007 with H20?

A Hydrogen bond

Where do scientists get their toothpaste?

From a test tube

What’s it called when something can’t be solved with chemistry?

A chemystery

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