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Home Hysterics

I thought I’d stay at home this month with a collection of jokes from around the house. So, come in and make yourself at home…

Why did the slug avoid the snail?

It was too close to home

Where do rulers live?

On the home straight

When’s it a bad idea to sit on your deck?

When you live in a house of cards

What happened when the knife and fork raced home?

It was a drawer

Where can you find edible undies?

In a pant-tree

What should you do if your wardrobe door is open?

Closet

Why did the retired farmer spend his days standing over an oven?

He was an X-tractor fan

How do you get water out of a pipe?

Force it

Where’s the best place to do CPR?

The living Room

What does a house wear?

Address

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