Music to Your Ears: Must-Read Instrument Jokes

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Instruments of Laughter

I’ve never been able to play any instruments, but I can write jokes about them, and if people laugh… it’s music to my ears!

What did the drum say when it lost the race?

You beat me

Which instrument can’t sit still?

A fiddle

What do you call a hollow branch that still has termites inside?

A didgeridon’t

What’s the best instrument to accompany a mouse?

A keyboard

Why did the musician get struck by lightning?

He was a conductor

What’s a dog’s favourite instrument?

The trombone

Why did the bass need a tuner?

Its scales were out

What does a guitar wear to cover its frets?

A G string

How do you play a razor blade?

In B sharp

What instrument do surgeons play?

Organs

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Roman Jokes

Number Jokes

Ancient Egyptian Jokes

Tiny Tales

Star Wars Jokes

Wordy Wisecracks

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