Names in Jest: A Fun Collection of Name-based Chuckles

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Name Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug. What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglass. I’ve known these classic name jokes for years, but I’ve never had a go at writing my own, until now…

What do you call a girl lying on a beach?

Sandy

What do you call a man who watches movies from morning to night?

David

What do you call a boy who smears jam over his body in summer?

Anton

What do you call a boy with no shins?

Tony

What do you call a boy lying in a bog?

Pete

What do you call a girl who only sings at Christmas time?

Carol

What do you call a boy with his hair cut at shoulder length?

Bob

What do you call a boy standing in a bucket?

Phil

What do you call a boy sitting on a toilet?

Lou

What do you call a girl sitting on two toilets?

Lulu

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Edible Knock-Knock Jokes

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Medical Mayhem

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