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Who’s there? Comedy! From A-Z, we’ve got a name-based knock-knock joke to knock your socks off.
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Who’s there?
Adele
Adele who?
Adele dust gissed me on da lipth! Blugh!
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Bionda
Bionda who?
This is Bionda joke!
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Charlene
Charlene who?
Charlene on the door to keep it open?
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Daenerys
Daenerys who?
Daenerys public toilet is miles away. Can I use yours?
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Elise
Elise who?
Elise let me in for a few minutes.
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Flores
Flores who?
Flores slippery. Mind you don’t fall over.
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Gladys
Gladys who?
I’m Gladys not raining!
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Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like to let me in?
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Idona
Idona who?
Idona bad fart. You might want to keep the door closed.
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Javier
Javier who?
Javier heard any good jokes recently?
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Kanye
Kanye who?
Kanye please turn that music down… I’m trying to sleep.
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Lavender
Lavender who?
I’m lavender new look! Your hair’s great!
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Mia
Mia who?
Mia my friends. We’re here for the party.
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Noel
Noel who?
I Noel the best jokes! Do you wanna hear some more?
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Omar
Omar who?
Omar darling… you look gorgeous!
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Preston
Preston who?
I Preston the doorbell, but it didn’t work.
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Qino
Qino who?
Qino work in door. You change lock?
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Rowena
Rowena who?
Rowena boat down the river. Wanna come?
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Summer
Summer who?
Summer these jokes are pretty funny!
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Tilly
Tilly who?
Tilly fixes the doorbell, I’ll have to keep knocking.
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Ugo
Ugo who?
Ugoes there?
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Vera
Vera who?
Vera you going? I just got here.
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Wilma
Wilma who?
Wilma bike be all right parked outside?
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Xavier
Xavier who?
Xavier terrible jokes for yourself!
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Yanira
Yanira who?
Yanira than I’d like you to be. Could you please take a step back?
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Who’s there?
Zen
Zen who?
Zen you tell me anozer joke.

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Discover Hundreds of Original Jokes

Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.

Animal Jokes

Animal Antics

Big-Brain Jokes

Big-Brain Jokes

Edible Jokes

Edible Jokes

History Jokes

Humorous History

Joke Cycles

Joke Cycles

Tips and Tricks

Tips and Tricks

Naturally Funny

Naturally Funny

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Toilet Humour

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