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UNLEASH THE LAUGHTER

Edible Knock-Knock Jokes

Sink your teeth into these scrumptious knock-knock jokes, served up with a side of giggles.
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Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Raisin
Raisin who?
Raisin money for charity. Can you spare some change?
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Who’s there?
Ice-cream
Ice-cream who?
Ice-creamed for ages. Why didn’t you come?
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Who’s there?
Walnut
Walnut who?
Walnut wait any longer. Hurry up!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with your homework or you’ll get in trouble at school!
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Who’s there?
Oregano
Oregano who?
Oregano go out or stay in?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Candy
Candy who?
Candy owner of de ford pickup move deir car… it’s blocking me in.
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Meringue
Meringue who?
Meringue the doorbell but you no answer.
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Treacle…
Treacle who?
Treacle treat! It’s Halloween.
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Who’s there?
Icing
Icing who?
Icing Christmas carols! Silent night… holy night!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
A wafer
A wafer who?
I was a wafer a long time, but now I’m home.

Keep the Giggles Going

Doctor Doctor Jokes
Doctor Doctor Jokes
Cooking Jokes
Cooking Jokes
Food Jokes
Food Jokes
Body-Part Knock-Knockers
Body-Part Knock-Knockers
Knock-Knock A-Z
Knock-Knock A-Z
Funny Book Titles
Funny Book Titles
Whacky Weather Knock-Knock Jokes
Whacky Weather Knock-Knock Jokes
Cracking Egg Jokes
Cracking Egg Jokes
Silly Book Titles
Silly Book Titles
Funny Name Jokes
Funny Name Jokes
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Unleash the Laughter

Discover Hundreds of Original Jokes

Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.

Animal Jokes

Animal Antics

Big-Brain Jokes

Big-Brain Jokes

Edible Jokes

Edible Jokes

History Jokes

Humorous History

Joke Cycles

Joke Cycles

Tips and Tricks

Tips and Tricks

Naturally Funny

Naturally Funny

People Puns

People Puns

Technology Jokes

Science and Technology

Seasonal Jokes

Seasonal Jokes

Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour

Word Play

Word Play

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