Anatomy Meets Comedy: Body-Part Knock-Knock Jokes

UNLEASH THE LAUGHTER

Body-Part Knock-Knockers

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some jokes about body parts! Enjoy this collection of witty and fun body-part knock-knock jokes.

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Arm
Arm who?

Arm gonna cry if you forget my name again.

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Mouth
Mouth who?

My mouth ethcaped from ith cage! Hath you theen it?

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Senses
Senses who?

Senses the weekend, shall we go to the park?

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Muscle
Muscle who?

Muscle the fun happen here? Let’s go to my house for once.

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Nose
Nose who?

Nobody nose more jokes than me!

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Neck
Neck who?

Necks-door neighbour here. Could I borrow a cup of sugar?

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Humerus
Humerus who?

Humerus the best way to lighten the mood!

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Ears
Ears who?

Ears looking at you, kid.

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Jaw
Jaw who?

Jaw wanna come owt to play?

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Leg
Leg who?

Le’go of the door handle and let me in.

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Tendon
Tendon who?

Tendon to your garden might be a good idea. It’s a disgrace.

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Urethra
Urethra who?

Urethra with me, or you’re against me.

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Artery
Artery who?

Artery just fell over and ruined your fence. Sorry!

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Tibia
Tibia who?

Tibia good joke-teller, you need to practise.

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Rectum
Rectum who?

I made two go-carts, but then I rectum.

Keep the Giggles Going

You Must Be Joking!

Get a FREE Joke Book

Enter your email address below to get a free joke book delivered to your preferred e-reader. You’ll receive the download link and instructions, along with ten of Tom E Moffatt’s freshly squeezed jokes every month. But don’t worry… he keeps all information safe, does not send spam and you can unsubscribe at any time. No joke.

Unleash the Laughter

Discover Hundreds of Original Jokes

Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.