Medical Mayhem: Get Your Daily Dose of Laughter

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Medical Mayhem

Whether you’re a surgeon, a nurse, or just someone who’s spent way too much time in the waiting room, these Medical Mayhem jokes are just what the doctor ordered!

Why are most public health systems a joke?

Because laughter is the best medicine

What happened to the injured rubber band?

It was put on a stretcher

What happened to the Band Aid that went to the wrong area?

It got ripped off

Why does medical care take ages?

They have lots of patients

Why was the heart seized for questioning?

It was a cardiac arrest

What did the pustule do after three days in hospital?

Discharge itself

Why did the patient say, “Awwww”?

She had a cute pain

What did the winning hospital receive?

A ward

Why did the doctor quit her job?

She was sick of dealing with complaints

What do you get when you hurt yourself while camping?

In-tents pain

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