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Pet Jokes

I thought pet jokes might be too narrow a category, but then I thought about all the pets I’ve had over the years, including rabbits, dogs, cats, mice, fish, a tortoise, a slow worm, a gecko and two iguanas, which left me with quite a few options.
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Why does an oyster make a terrible pet?
It’s shelfish
When should you follow your dog?
When it takes the lead
What the best pet for beginners?
A guinea pig
Why was the robo-dog ignored by real dogs?
He didn’t make scents
How much do stray dogs weigh?
A pound
Why do dog owners make great ice-creams?
They are good with a scoop
What’s the most common household pet?
Fleas
How do you know when a gecko wants out of its vivarium?
It starts climbing the walls
What do you call a dog that barks too much?
A husky
Why did the soldier buy some tropical fish?
He already had a tank

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Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.

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Naturally Funny

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