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UNLEASH THE LAUGHTER

Whacky Weather Knock-Knock Jokes

Whether it’s raining cats and dogs or you’re snowed under, these atmospheric knock-knock jokes will bring a ray of sunshine to your day!
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Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Calm
Calm who?
Calm outside for a while… it’s a beautiful day.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Meet
Meet who?
Meeteorologist… I’m doing a weather survey in the area.
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Who’s there?
Avalanche
Avalanche who?
Avalanche ready, I’ll be back at noon.
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Who’s there?
Weather
Weather who?
Weather you like it or not, I’m telling you more knock-knock jokes!
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Snow Shower
Snow Shower who?
Snow shower at my house. Can I use yours?
Knock, knock…
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Summer
Summer who?
Summer my friends will be here soon. You wanna have a party?
Knock, knock…
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Twilight
Twilight who?
Twilighting the hallway, then you can see who it is.
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Icicle
Icicle who?
Icicle my dinner up on your doorstep. I think I ate too fast.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Whiteout
Whiteout who?
Whiteout my name so you don’t forget it again.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Fog
Fog who?
Fogoodness sake, would you let me in?!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Pressure
Pressure who?
Pressure ear against the wall… you can hear the neighbours talking.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Radar
Radar who?
Radar fridge again and there’ll be trouble!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Windy
Windy who?
Windy you think you’ll stop eating baked beans? I wanna come back inside.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow way to answer the door! You should say ‘Hello!’ first.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
There’s Wayne coming and my umbwella is bwoken!

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Sound-Play Knock-Knock Jokes
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Smarty-pants Jokes
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Time Jokes
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Gardening Jokes
Gardening Jokes
Create Your Own Knock-Knock Jokes
Create Your Own Knock-Knock Jokes
More Name Jokes
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Animal Knock Knock Jokes
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Unleash the Laughter

Discover Hundreds of Original Jokes

Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.

Animal Jokes

Animal Antics

Big-Brain Jokes

Big-Brain Jokes

Edible Jokes

Edible Jokes

History Jokes

Humorous History

Joke Cycles

Joke Cycles

Tips and Tricks

Tips and Tricks

Naturally Funny

Naturally Funny

People Puns

People Puns

Technology Jokes

Science and Technology

Seasonal Jokes

Seasonal Jokes

Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour

Word Play

Word Play

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