The Ultimate Catch: A Collection of Hilarious Fish Jokes

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Fishy Jokes

Something fishy is going on in this collection of jokes. Freshly caught from my creative pool, these slippery punfish are best consumed with a sprinkling of smiles and a portion of giggles.

What did the judge say to the man who drank a fish?

Gill Tea

What do you call four dead fish on a table?

Plaice mats

Where do fish learn to read and write?

They’re fish, you donut. They don’t learn to read and write!

Why should you never use a saddle to ride a dolphin?

It defeats the porpoise

Can you sea weed?

No, but I sword fish.

When should you run away from a goldfish?

When it’s in a tank

Why don’t fish wear trousers?

They’re too fin

Why did the parrot sit on a fish?

It was a perch

Which fish was popular in the 80’s?

The Mullet

What do you call smoked lungfish?

A Puffer fish

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