I spent my summer in the joke orchard picking ripe one-liners to share with you all. Some of the juicy puns were rather low-hanging but others came at quite a stretch. I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labour.

This is by far my biggest topic yet. From our small blue planet with its one moon, all the way to the outer reaches of the furthest galaxy, there is a lot of space for a few jokes.

Sorry ... this joke collection really stinks. It must be something I ate. After all, I have been on a diet of poo-related vocabulary to help me squeeze them all out. Now that I have flushed these stinkers out of my system, I’ll be able to get back to some much cleaner jokes.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug. What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglass. I’ve known these classic name jokes for years, but I’ve never had a go at writing my own, until now...

This Easter I hatched a plan to lay my own egg jokes. After a lengthy incubation period and a lot of clucking I finally had twenty funny little things pecking around inside my mind.

I’ve covered everything from head to toe with this eclectic collection of clothes jokes. From codpieces to onesies, petticoats and pantyhose, try these jokes for size and see if you can wear them out. But be prepared to laugh your socks off.

A joke collection about bottoms was not at the top of my list. But with so many nicknames, such as bum, booty, tush, Gluteus Maximus, and Badunkadonk, I thought it would be worth having a crack. Not to mention the fact that bottoms are rather hilarious, even before they are the butt of a joke.

Sound play knock-knock jokes are the latest addition to the knock-knock arena, but are also some of the funniest. However, if you don’t like poo jokes, I suggest you move quickly along, minding your step on the way.

Once you’ve decked the halls with boughs of holly you’ll need to fill your crackers with jokes. My present to you all this Christmas is this colourful collection of festive puns.

A moustache is much more than just a lip warmer or a crumb catcher. It can be a fashion accessory, an art form or a manometer. And with nicknames like snot mop, soup strainer and flavour saver, moustaches can also be rather funny, even before they become the punchline of a joke.

What is funnier than a vegetable? A vegetable joke, of course! Seriously... this collection will have you wishing your parents would serve you more veggies, just so that you can get a few laughs at the dinner table.

Have a Happy Halloween with this gruesome collection of jokes. They’ll either have you howling like a wolf, groaning like a zombie or running away like a terrified toddler. There are no tricks here ... You’re in for a real treat!

These barking mad jokes come in all shapes and sizes. Rounding up twenty dog-related jokes was not exactly a walk in the park, but I sat obediently at my desk until I’d sniffed them all out.

Cats are pretty funny animals. If you don’t agree, go and spend five minutes on Youtube. Or better still, check out my hilarious cat jokes.

Animals make some pretty funny noises. And how humans interpret those sounds can be funny too. Did you know that dogs say woof, gan, blaf, wan, guk, bau or ham, depending on where in the world you live? It’s no wonder that these were some of the easiest jokes to write.