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Cheesy Jokes

Whether you’re a fan of Brie, Cheddar or Gouda, this collection of Cheesy Jokes will fill your cracker and tickle your taste buds.

What does cheese say when you take its photo?

Humans

What do you get if you feed cheese to cows?

Extra manure cheddar

Who runs a dairy factory?

The big cheese

What do you call melted cheese that you shouldn’t eat?

A fondon’t

What did the curd say when it turned into cheese?

No whey!

Why did the piece of cheddar get sent to its room?

For being immature

What did the English Cheddar say to the Camembert?

Where are you fromage?

Why did the priest give swiss cheese to her congregation?

It was holy

What’s the difference between cheese and cheesy feet?

Cheeses lactose

What did the police officer say when he caught someone stealing soft cheeses?

Spread ’em

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