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UNLEASH THE LAUGHTER

Cracking Egg Jokes

This Easter I hatched a plan to lay my own egg jokes. After a lengthy incubation period and a lot of clucking I finally had twenty funny little things pecking around inside my mind.
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What do you call an egg who is really good at squirting yolk out through a hole?
An egg-spurt
Why did the poo hide inside an eggshell?
It wanted to be shell-turd!
How does an egg feel if you rub it on your hair?
Egg-static!
How do birds cook their eggs?
In a flying pan (This was the first joke I ever made up, aged 6. I like to think I have immatured with age!)
Why do eggs go white-water rafting in their sleep?
Eggs-dream sports
When is an egg done?
When it’s ova
How did the nest egg lose its job?
It got laid off
Why did the hammer go to an egg disco?
He’d heard it was a cracking party
Why did the egg put its left leg in?
It was doing the yokey-cokey
What do you get if you sit on an egg?
Bum crack
This egg’s all-white.
No yolk.

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Drink Jokes
Drink Jokes
Nut Jokes
Nut Jokes
Cooking Jokes
Cooking Jokes
Edible Knock-Knock Jokes
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Fishy Jokes
Fishy Jokes
Food Jokes
Food Jokes
Vegetable Jokes
Vegetable Jokes
Sweet Jokes
Sweet Jokes
Cheesy Jokes
Cheesy Jokes
Fruit Jokes
Fruit Jokes
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Discover Hundreds of Original Jokes

Click on the categories below to unleash the laughter. From animal puns to toilet humour and wordplay, there is something for everyone in these hilarious joke collections.

Animal Jokes

Animal Antics

Big-Brain Jokes

Big-Brain Jokes

Edible Jokes

Edible Jokes

History Jokes

Humorous History

Joke Cycles

Joke Cycles

Tips and Tricks

Tips and Tricks

Naturally Funny

Naturally Funny

People Puns

People Puns

Technology Jokes

Science and Technology

Seasonal Jokes

Seasonal Jokes

Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour

Word Play

Word Play

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